I couldn’t quite make out what they said, but it seemed to be ‘POW’. What had happened? I looked down, only to face my dear companion next to a big block-type thing marked with big letters. I stood up from my fetal position, which is good for moments like these when you want to see as little as possible of what’s going on around you, looked around me and saw that each one of my foes was lying on their backs, completely defenseless. So, there I was right in the middle of one, fairly sane but brainless, turtle, one green ball of fire and an appropriately mad, pink turtle thinking ‘When will my life flash before my eyes, and end this eternal nightmare?’ when suddenly the ground shook. I just barely reached a hole in the ground only to discover, much to my dismay, that the turtle I had kicked earlier had just gotten to its feet. ‘What the hell?’ I thought, as I dashed to the side hoping neither the flames nor the insane turtle would match my speed. But as I got closer to the pipes a green flame appeared out of thin air. I ran as fast as I could towards some nearby pipes, where I figured I could ditch the mad turtle. Maybe it was a close relative, but the turtle went absolutely pink with rage and started speeding towards me. This obviously didn’t go down well for the other turtle. A good kick in its rear sent the turtle flying, landing up-side down. It obviously had a brain similar to that of an orange, since it just trotted straight past me. Having left my toolkit, my only means of defense against the monsters of the underworld, I skillfully dodged the oncoming turtle. Where were they coming from? Were they hostile? While I pondered this another turtle appeared to my side. Applepie’s toilet had lead to this sewer, that had seemingly been unused for ages, but rather that there were green turtles emerging from the nearby sewer pipes. Wearing my red overall I jumped off the descending platform over to the slimy sewer floor.
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